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The Cloak
Olive velvet, clasped at the throat, heavy as a bull market. White eyes are stitched into every fold. They watch the mempool so he doesn't have to.
Ethereum meme · symbol Vitoggoth
HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH
Velvet cloak. Yellow smile. A phone in one hand and eyes in every fold. He did not crawl out of a trench. He put the costume on. HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH.
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HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH
The costume
The prophecy was never a monster from the deep. It was a man in a cloak, checking his phone. HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH.
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Olive velvet, clasped at the throat, heavy as a bull market. White eyes are stitched into every fold. They watch the mempool so he doesn't have to.
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Acid yellow. One calm curve. No eyes on the mask, because the eyes already have the rest of the outfit. Friendly. Incorrect. Perfect.
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Still in his hand. The costume does not get between him and the timeline. Green candles, red candles, he has seen them and he is still smiling.
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It lives on Ethereum. The name is Vitalik the Shoggoth. The symbol is Vitoggoth. You pay with ETH. The cloak does not accept anything else.
Say it with the eyes
Ethereum only
Four steps to swap ETH for $VITOGGOTH on Uniswap. Bring a wallet, bring Ethereum, and don't buy a fake cloak. HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH.
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Install an Ethereum wallet such as MetaMask or Rabby. Create the wallet and store the seed phrase offline. This is the pocket under the cloak. It holds your ETH and your $VITOGGOTH.
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Buy ETH on an exchange you already trust and withdraw it to your wallet on the Ethereum network. Leave extra ETH in the wallet. The swap and the gas are both paid in ETH. No other chain, no costume rental.
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Hit Buy Now and connect your wallet. Pay with ETH. Paste the contract so the token you receive is $VITOGGOTH. Read the rate, start with modest slippage, and raise it only if the swap fails. Then confirm in your wallet.
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Wait for the Ethereum transaction to confirm. Add the contract to your wallet so the $VITOGGOTH balance shows up. Then open the chart. If the smile is still on, you did it right.
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The Ethereum pair, embedded. Every candle is another eye. HES DRESSED AS SHOGGOTH.